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  • Weeds begs to differ. Meagan gives GREAT head.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 9:52am
  • I HATE LAUREN AND DEBBIE TOO! LAUREN'S A HOE LAUREN'S A HOE LAUREN'S A HOE LAUREN'S A HOE LAUREN'S A HOE LAUREN'S A HOE LAUREN'S A HOE DEBBIE IS BOOOOOOOOORING!! YES Thank you OP for speaking the truth!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 6:44pm
  • i hate all laurens and debbies too! thanks OP

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 6:08pm
  • i'm a megan, and now i'm afraid of my abilities

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 5:01pm
  • Who the fuck spells Chelsea that way? Ah, yes ... illiterate parents.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 10:50am
  • TRUE ON ALL ACOUNTS!!!! this guy should write a book

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 9:45am
  • lmfao this is so true...thinking about all my friends named megan and lauren.....sooooooooo true.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 12:44pm
  • 9:52...I am not a hoebag either...and im definitely not over rated

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 12:37pm
  • please tell me you are talking about lauren van pelt

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 3:25pm
  • wow, this is actually pretty accurate. 90% true, i'd say. and yeah, chelseas are pretty slutty too.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 1:36pm
  • great my nane is lauren and my best friends name is meghan.and if her name i debbie wouldnt she be a "downer"- debbie downer haha!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 9:13am
  • Debbies are wild girls who can take a good beating

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 24, 09 at 10:25pm
  • im a lauren, and im a hoebag. FML

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 1:28pm
  • I dated a Megan who sucked at sucking dick

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 2:47pm
  • These are SO TRUE! And Im Amanda. So what does my name mean?? lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 4:02pm
  • My name is Megan and I was told I give amazing head, so HAH you're wrong!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 8:01pm
  • Could not be more true, I've never met a Lauren who isn't an overated hoe-bag. Spot on!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 11:19pm
  • my bet this guy hasn't had sex with girls by these names, or any other for that matter. Just you and your hand tonight... again

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 12:00pm
  • He's so right man where im from a girl named meagan blew on a dick instead of suckin it and lauren is supposed to be a crazy bitch

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 10, 09 at 4:47pm
  • hi everyone. my name's lauren, and i"m a hoebag.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 9, 09 at 11:33am
  • shes a hoe.. fo shooo

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 9:11am
  • SO not true! Just someone with a bad experience that has probably been dumped by girls with these nes!!!!

    Submitted by irishgal515 on Mar 2, 10 at 5:54pm
  • So I take it your name @ 9:45 is ASSHOLE!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 9:46am
  • does the lauren you speak of have a very high pitch voice?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 7:11pm
  • How about the name Angelica?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 12:59pm
  • for all you morons, megan..and meagan are two totally different names. kinda like kristin and kirstin. megans are stupid. meagans are fun.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 25, 09 at 6:45pm
  • jasmines are exotic and automatically make guys think of aaladdin :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 7:08pm
  • a guy who can tell of a girls sexual abilities just by knowing their name? awesome

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 11:57am
  • Heyyyyy!!! My name is Lauren and I am not an overrated hoebag. I am faithful to my boyfriend. :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 20, 10 at 4:00am
  • the funny thing about this is that the ONLY REASON he thinks his friend needs to know the girls name before sleeping with her is to predict her abilities lol boys these days

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 7:40pm
  • I now feel ashamed my name is Lauren.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 8, 09 at 12:12am
  • Agreed for Lauren & Debbie.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 8, 09 at 4:52am
  • dumbass it's a typo, he probably meant gives but hit the d instead of the s. not hard to do on a qwerty keyboard with no autocorrect.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 2:06pm
  • Stupid conclusion but I'm glad my name is none of those. I had enough with labels already haha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 11:44am
  • My name is Lauren,.My aunt's name is Debbie and I have a cousin named Megan. My aunt is kind of boring. I am a recovering hoe like the other Lauren^^ (I don't think I am overrated though.) Oh and Megan is a virgin so she probably would be bad at giving head.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 9, 09 at 3:12pm
  • that guy who wrote that is an idiot

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 1:30pm
  • haaaahahhahahaa 1:45!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 5:29pm
  • Well... One of my nestfriends name is meagan, and from what I hear.. She's the fuckin best.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 11:43pm
  • my name is lauren... and im a recovering hoe( not quite a hoe bag though)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 10:01pm
  • I really hope he meant "gives" and not "gived".

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 4:39pm
  • i'd like to point out that he wrote gived. . . THAT'S NOT A WORD!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 1:59pm
  • my name is lauren. im only a hoebag on weekends

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 1:45am
  • Ok....Most Lauren's I know are hoe's prob true yes.... Megans is really a mixed bag. I'm 20, blonde, adorable, my name is Deborah/Debbie/Deb, and people who dislike head tell me I give fucking great head...I pride myself on that. I'm definitely not a hoe of any kind, and i'm the crazy outrageous exicint NON-boring person in my circle of friends. So whatever on th other names dude, but I'm setting the record straight on mine =)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 10, 09 at 3:34am
  • would anyone care to tell me what Briana means?? (and its one n not two, just to let you know its not a typo, but it is pronounced the same way)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 9, 09 at 6:56pm
  • Debbie is such a white trash name. Just think about it "Debra". LOL

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 7:37pm
  • I beg to differ. I'm megan and I give amazing head!!! ;)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 3:10pm
  • Every Chelsea I've ever known has been a manipulative fashionwhore.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 10:53am
  • Ok....Most Lauren's I know are hoe's prob true yes.... Megans is really a mixed bag. I'm 20, blonde, adorable, my name is Deborah/Debbie/Deb, and people who dislike head tell me I give fucking great head...I pride myself on that. I'm definitely not a hoe of any kind, and i'm the crazy outrageous exicint NON-boring person in my circle of friends. So whatever on th other names dude, but I'm setting the record straight on mine =)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 10, 09 at 3:33am
  • How about the name Heather?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 9, 09 at 3:56pm
  • 8:01. Megan you were lied to.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 8:10pm
  • soooo.....what about Chelsi? whats that name mean?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 10:12am
  • if her name is annie, she's a nymph.. a good one. oh man. oh man. oh man.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 8, 09 at 12:08am
  • 4:02 amandas are really nice girls! dont worry! you are nothing like the debbies laurens or megans of the world! youre better!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 7:29pm
  • my name is meghan and i give amazing head

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 5:49pm
  • and if your name is anna, you're incredibly sexy and amazing in bed...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 5:28pm
  • If his name is Richard...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 4:39pm
  • Whoever wrote this is a bitch. Yeah, even if he is a guy. He just makes up names to pretend he has had sex with three different girls.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 2:17pm
  • ALL THE GIRLS WHO ARE SAYING THEIR NAMES ARE LAUREN BUT ARENT HOES ARE LYING. You may not sleep around but you sure as hell date around you fuckin easy ass bitch..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 7:31pm
  • theres a debbie at my school she's both boring AND a hoe

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 7:10pm
  • Another Lauren here. I don't believe I'm overrated or a hoe. I consider myself fairly "normal" on the scale of things. But I will admit... When you walk into any given party and say "Lauren" and at least 10 girls immediately turn around... you can bet at least a few of them are anxious to jump your dick.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 16, 09 at 7:54pm
  • Well my name is Lauren and people think I am a hoebag so i guess that makes me one! Haha.. But i certainly don't think I am overrated. My best friend's name is Megan but I wouldn't know of she's good at giving head or not cuz she's been with the same guy for three years so I guess he likes it. Lol. But since I'm a hoebag, that makes me very good in bed! =)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 12, 09 at 7:44pm
  • Ok....Most Lauren's I know are hoe's prob true yes.... Megans is really a mixed bag. I'm 20, blonde, adorable, my name is Deborah/Debbie/Deb, and people who generally dislike head tell me I give fucking great head...I pride myself on giving great head. I'm definitely not a hoe of any kind, and i'm the crazy outrageous exicint NON-boring person in my circle of friends. So whatever on th other names dude, but I'm setting the record straight on mine =)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 10, 09 at 3:35am
  • umm lauren aint no hoe.....but chelsea definitly a huge bitch

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 8, 09 at 4:01pm
  • Yeah...my name is Lauren, but I know too many Laurens like that...so I go by a nickname instead so I'm not associated with it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 9:56am
  • hey! my name is lauren and i'm most definitely NOT a hoebag!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 9:52am
  • My name's Lauren and I am not a hoebag!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 1:03pm
  • My name is Megan

    Submitted by meggiemagoo on Nov 5, 11 at 10:33pm
  • Biggest bunch of bullshit ever.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 8, 09 at 11:30pm
  • This is entirely true in my experience. Impressive! And will consider in the future.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 8:54pm
  • this is so trueeee. thats why it's funny. true; hence, funny.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 9, 09 at 2:39am
  • haha 8:33 you're funny

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 8:38pm
  • Ok....Most Lauren's I know are hoe's prob true yes.... Megans is really a mixed bag. I'm 20, blonde, adorable, my name is Deborah/Debbie/Deb, and people who generally dislike head tell me I give fucking great head...I pride myself on giving great head. I'm definitely not a hoe of any kind, and i'm the crazy outrageous exicint NON-boring person in my circle of friends. So whatever on th other names dude, but I'm setting the record straight on mine =)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 10, 09 at 3:35am
  • haha my old roommates name was lauren and she was definitely a hoe!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 5:56pm
  • i'm a lauren too. and NOT a hoebag- def. a virgin.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 10:20am
  • Who cares if she's dumb? You need her to do your homework? All girls with double names like: DeeDee, and girls with names that end in 'I" like: Cami, Misti, or Gigi swallow. It's the law!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 8:33pm
  • SO TRUE! laurens are idiots and debbies? who are you trying to kid.. no personalities at all, sorry

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 8, 09 at 6:19pm
  • this lauren isn't a hoebag!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 11:26am
  • My sisters name is Lauren, she's like 10 but I could see her being a whore.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 23, 10 at 8:05am
  • What about Samanthas?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 1:58pm
  • Ok....Most Lauren's I know are hoe's prob true yes.... Megans is really a mixed bag. I'm 20, blonde, adorable, my name is Deborah/Debbie/Deb, and people who generally dislike head tell me I give fucking great head...I pride myself on giving great head. I'm definitely not a hoe of any kind, and i'm the crazy outrageous exicint NON-boring person in my circle of friends. So whatever on th other names dude, but I'm setting the record straight on mine =)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 10, 09 at 3:35am
  • Imma call bullshit on this one...I had a gf Megan gave great head I had a gf Lauren she was a normally rated nympho and I had a gf Debbie she liked all positions any hole any time

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 13, 10 at 12:28am
  • 7:31 My name is Lauren. Call me a hoe. I dont give a fuck!! I just love me some freaky sex. soo if that makes me a hoe than I am the QUEEN. Now bow down bitch

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 9, 09 at 6:05pm
  • 10:53 HAHA me too! That's so funny.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 12:59pm
  • Hi, my name is Meagan and I am in no way offended by this. Even the best cock sucker in the world is still a cock sucker. I wouldn't brag about that shit.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 10:02am
  • Ok....Most Lauren's I know are hoe's prob true yes.... Megans is really a mixed bag. I'm 20, blonde, adorable, my name is Deborah/Debbie/Deb, and people who dislike head tell me I give fucking great head...I pride myself on that. I'm definitely not a hoe of any kind, and i'm the crazy outrageous exicint NON-boring person in my circle of friends. So whatever on th other names dude, but I'm setting the record straight on mine =)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 10, 09 at 3:31am
  • @9:52, firstly, GREAT SHOW, secondly her deaf voice gives her a some what added ability to perform the hummer. *picture it in your head.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 9:57am
  • And if her name is Brandi- shes a slut that will sleep with anyone as long as they are married, and she will make sure that any woman you get in your life later (or before) feels threatened by her, and she will make you miserable!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 2:12am
  • here here on the megan part

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 10, 09 at 2:37pm
  • what about heather ?!!!?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 10, 09 at 2:55pm
  • Emmy ex wife's name is Lauren. Such a hoe and so very dumb! Hope she's enjoying her 45 year old bf! HOE!!!!

    Submitted by CJ2K5 on Oct 5, 10 at 1:23am
  • you so most definitely talking about lauren elizabeth mckown.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 1:09am