Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
Upside of a two-day migraine: thanks to a prominent "E" in the middle of every pill, I think we can totally pass off Excedrine Migraine as ecstasy to stupid, drunk freshman. This is totally going to happen. That entrepreneurship course is paying off.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
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