I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
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Darkness, premature ejaculation, religion.
The pity fuck. No other reasonable explanation.
a god with too much time on his hands and a sick sense of humor
The genetically inherited radiation of the Hiroshima nuclear bombing has been know to shrink the penis and cause one to glow in the dark.
Asians.sucks to suck.
Girls are SO much more insecure about penises than guys are. It's hilarious but sad.
not sure "insecure" is the word you're going for there
Yeah, I'll bet @jltc is happy his penis is bigger than most girls penis's.
...but just barely bigger
I hate micro dicks! WTF Darwin!?!?