He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
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How loose is your ass that he thought it was your pussy?!?
I gave it to my gf in the ass while she was sitting on the bed facing me. Nice !!!
1:21- TIGHT. you can feel more if its tight, and that makes it almost so much better.
he clearly knew what he was trying to do..lol...
Highly doubt that . . . lol
I'm 95% sure he knew exactly what he was doing.
heh, someone needs to work on puckering up some more. Sounds like her ass is bigger than the Holland tunnel.
you must have been fucked in the ass quite a bit in your life for him to confuse it with your pussy.
You may be a slut, but everyone deserves better than that.
Which is better, cumming in a mouth, ass, or pussy? I vote mouth #1
im 15... :/ but thankks for answering me!! :P
1:21 here... can someone answer me plz?! i really wanna kno1!!
My question is, how big is your ass that he just happened to fall into it? What, he didn't have to work at it for awhile, and you didn't notice that he was in the wrong time zone either?
what what in the butt!
Yes guys like it tight
How the HELL does he mistake an asshole for a vag?? Tiny penis or worn out ass???
If he's not a virgin, there's no acceptable reason for him to not have noticed the difference.
And if he did just stick it up there without asking, he's an idiot. More girls would be okay with anal if guys knew how to do it right.
You're only hurting yourselves by being douches boys!
No man alive can possibly mix those two up. And any woman that thinks otherwise must've really loved him. ^_^
damn 1:47 beat me to it
@4:58 a deposit's a deposit
ewwww wtf, he was probably a virgin. Anyway, found the source of this... twitter = darnall 6
another dumb cunt falls for the "he made a mistake" situation. No one can mistake a twat for a bunghole. If he is in your butt he wants to be there and you, you dumb cunt, think he made a mistake and needs to be nurtured. We love dumb cunts like you!!!
Maybe your puss just stinks.
Or he was just playing stupid so he could stick it in your pooper
U can tell me it's ur butt anytime.
or a super tight pussy???
He should not be fucking if he dont know where the fuck the vagina is located
1:21 here is your answer --- you are aworthless dumb piece of shit
i do kegel exercises to make my pussy tight cause i know thats how guys like it ;)
Maybe you need to work on your female form. How many rolls does man have to lift to find a vagina. If your answer is more than zero then perhaps it's your fault for eating all that ben and jerry's and talking to your cat for excersize. Do some yoga behemoth
im a virgin :/ .... do guys like it tight like 1:09 said????
or you need better taste in men.
Who wants a man that doesn't know how to make your pussy cum hard? Are you retarded?
1:55 that sounds like fun!
2:04, what has? Your daddy fuckin your ass?
This has happened to me :(
Or maybe, if your wrecked ass AND vag didn't both resemble a chewed up pack of Big Red, he could have told them apart.
Whenever a girl says something to do with a guy being inexperienced, people turn on them and presume there is something wrong with her vag. What is up with that?
P.S. I do think this is a rude text, though. Why can't she teach him herself? It's educational, and fun!!!
dammnit I meant darnall6
Hahahaha that's vegas guys for you, never know how to please a woman in the bedroom. Its okay girl you'll find one that knows what he's doing.
Next time take it like a champ and let him feel like a big man.
Wow he must be retarted
I'd kill Jesus if he ever came back.
Or maybe you just have an ugly cooch that he can't tell the difference
STFU and let him fuck your ass!
Ok you bunch of armchair chopper jockies, we also needed to do some heavy lifting. 1979, range 168 miles. They needed a better utility helicopter.
yes, he either wanted to ge in her ass -- or she is one sorry excuse for a female and the poor guy really can't tell her asshole from her honeypot. Either way -- the OP is a fucking loser and should eat shit and die
Don't kid youself, this ain't no damn minivan.
or maybe you should just stop hvaing anal sex so your holes wouldnt look the same.
Clearly you need to get on the treadmill, fatass
1:21 most guys like it tight. how old are you?
butt sex is awesome, i luv girls who let u do that and cum in their ass
Everyone needs a nice little buttfuck every now and then. If it were me I'd have a knife at your throat, and I'd slice when I came.
I like fucking girls in the ass and making them say "daddy stop that hurts"
I'd ask the question how loose is ur ass that he thought he was in ur pussy ?( big tone asking the hard questions)