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  • How loose is your ass that he thought it was your pussy?!?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 1:09pm
  • Highly doubt that . . . lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 20, 09 at 12:49am
  • heh, someone needs to work on puckering up some more. Sounds like her ass is bigger than the Holland tunnel.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 20, 09 at 1:09pm
  • I gave it to my gf in the ass while she was sitting on the bed facing me. Nice !!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 6:21pm
  • I'm 95% sure he knew exactly what he was doing.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 3:48pm
  • he clearly knew what he was trying to do..lol...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 11:17pm
  • what what in the butt!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 1:47pm
  • you must have been fucked in the ass quite a bit in your life for him to confuse it with your pussy.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 1:40pm
  • How the HELL does he mistake an asshole for a vag?? Tiny penis or worn out ass???

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 11:49pm
  • You may be a slut, but everyone deserves better than that.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 1:09pm
  • No man alive can possibly mix those two up. And any woman that thinks otherwise must've really loved him. ^_^

    Submitted by nalgas269 on Apr 28, 12 at 4:48am
  • Yes guys like it tight

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 10:07pm
  • Which is better, cumming in a mouth, ass, or pussy? I vote mouth #1

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 4:58pm
  • damn 1:47 beat me to it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 2:18pm
  • or a super tight pussy???

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 20, 09 at 12:19am
  • another dumb cunt falls for the "he made a mistake" situation. No one can mistake a twat for a bunghole. If he is in your butt he wants to be there and you, you dumb cunt, think he made a mistake and needs to be nurtured. We love dumb cunts like you!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 9:17pm
  • My question is, how big is your ass that he just happened to fall into it? What, he didn't have to work at it for awhile, and you didn't notice that he was in the wrong time zone either?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 6:11pm
  • He should not be fucking if he dont know where the fuck the vagina is located

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 3:02pm
  • 1:21 here... can someone answer me plz?! i really wanna kno1!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 20, 09 at 2:10pm
  • If he's not a virgin, there's no acceptable reason for him to not have noticed the difference. And if he did just stick it up there without asking, he's an idiot. More girls would be okay with anal if guys knew how to do it right. You're only hurting yourselves by being douches boys!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 6:05pm
  • @4:58 a deposit's a deposit

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 5:10pm
  • ewwww wtf, he was probably a virgin. Anyway, found the source of this... twitter = darnall 6

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 4:47pm
  • Or he was just playing stupid so he could stick it in your pooper

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 1:07pm
  • 1:21- TIGHT. you can feel more if its tight, and that makes it almost so much better.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 20, 09 at 10:19pm
  • Maybe your puss just stinks.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 1:09pm
  • im 15... :/ but thankks for answering me!! :P

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 1:20pm
  • 1:21 here is your answer --- you are aworthless dumb piece of shit

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 20, 09 at 3:58pm
  • or you need better taste in men. Who wants a man that doesn't know how to make your pussy cum hard? Are you retarded?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 1:08pm
  • im a virgin :/ .... do guys like it tight like 1:09 said????

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 20, 09 at 1:21pm
  • 1:55 that sounds like fun!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 2:04pm
  • dammnit I meant darnall6

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 4:48pm
  • Or maybe, if your wrecked ass AND vag didn't both resemble a chewed up pack of Big Red, he could have told them apart.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 4:42pm
  • U can tell me it's ur butt anytime.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 20, 09 at 6:28am
  • Maybe you need to work on your female form. How many rolls does man have to lift to find a vagina. If your answer is more than zero then perhaps it's your fault for eating all that ben and jerry's and talking to your cat for excersize. Do some yoga behemoth

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 1:43pm
  • i do kegel exercises to make my pussy tight cause i know thats how guys like it ;)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 20, 09 at 1:09pm
  • Hahahaha that's vegas guys for you, never know how to please a woman in the bedroom. Its okay girl you'll find one that knows what he's doing.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 3:24pm
  • Next time take it like a champ and let him feel like a big man.

    Submitted by nalgas269 on Apr 28, 12 at 4:53am
  • This has happened to me :(

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 2:04pm
  • Wow he must be retarted

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 8:42pm
  • yes, he either wanted to ge in her ass -- or she is one sorry excuse for a female and the poor guy really can't tell her asshole from her honeypot. Either way -- the OP is a fucking loser and should eat shit and die

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 9:19pm
  • I'd kill Jesus if he ever came back.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 5:34pm
  • STFU and let him fuck your ass!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 1:28pm
  • Whenever a girl says something to do with a guy being inexperienced, people turn on them and presume there is something wrong with her vag. What is up with that? P.S. I do think this is a rude text, though. Why can't she teach him herself? It's educational, and fun!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 4:13pm
  • Or maybe you just have an ugly cooch that he can't tell the difference

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 2:22pm
  • 2:04, what has? Your daddy fuckin your ass?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 2:05pm
  • Don't kid youself, this ain't no damn minivan.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 5:27pm
  • Ok you bunch of armchair chopper jockies, we also needed to do some heavy lifting. 1979, range 168 miles. They needed a better utility helicopter.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 5:37pm
  • or maybe you should just stop hvaing anal sex so your holes wouldnt look the same.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 11:25pm
  • Clearly you need to get on the treadmill, fatass

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 8:29pm
  • butt sex is awesome, i luv girls who let u do that and cum in their ass

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 4:56pm
  • 1:21 most guys like it tight. how old are you?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 20, 09 at 11:29pm
  • Everyone needs a nice little buttfuck every now and then. If it were me I'd have a knife at your throat, and I'd slice when I came.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 2:37pm
  • I like fucking girls in the ass and making them say "daddy stop that hurts"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 1:55pm
  • I'd ask the question how loose is ur ass that he thought he was in ur pussy ?( big tone asking the hard questions)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 6:37pm