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  • Fuck. Scratch 11th, make that 12th, and this is 13th.... FUCK you're cool

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 5:14pm
  • I wonder if Japanese men are pissed that American businessmen make their hookers' vaginas too large for their penis to feel anything...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 5:33pm
  • Just threw up in my mouth a little bit

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 5:03pm
  • Meg-Dude havnt u ever fantasized about stickin ur dick in a hot ham sandwich, I mean just think about it for a sec

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 1:37pm
  • PS, Your mom has a beef and cheddar melt going on.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 5:13pm
  • How bout when someone says "it's looks like you are pulling apart a hot grilled cheese"? Even better

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 10:31pm
  • 5:11's vag is a hot ham sandwich

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 5:12pm
  • lmfao. I halfway want to quote this person in my daily conversations.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 8:48am
  • I dunno what's going on here but that sounds kinda good.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 8:51pm
  • If it wasn't for their brown nipples and tiny vaginas we would have no use for asian chicks.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 7:22pm
  • STFU 1st! 2nd! 3rd! DUURR no one cares

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 5:10pm
  • better than an open face roast beef au jus

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 5:05pm
  • 6:51 - how about one that looks like a liver parmesan grinder????

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 9:17pm
  • probably more like a hot steak sandwich dripping with melted cheddar

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 5:20pm
  • In soviet russia the ham sandwich is a slut

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 8:17pm
  • Probably more like a rueben with pastrami and sour craut! Ew!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 8:47pm
  • 5:55 & 6:25 : HAHAHAHAHAHA "asian girls are hott" you literally made me laugh out loud histerically. fuckin yuck

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 7:23pm
  • 10:31 i literally LOLed.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 12:27am
  • 5:49. You're an idiot.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 5:56pm
  • 5:42.. you're fucking nasty ASIANS are nasty ass sideways pussy cunts YUCK YUCK YUCK how can you think thats attractive???

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 5:49pm
  • Five thirty three -- nice one ! Fucking A. Tight Asian twat.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 5:42pm
  • no one gives a FUCK if you're first seriously, do you just wait around all day and make sure you get to post first? fuckin dbag

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 5:02pm
  • My retainer smeells liek a musty vagine

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 11:59pm
  • way to represent, birmingham.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 5:39pm
  • 9:17 EXACTLY what I was thinking hahaha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 5:29pm
  • Finally 205. Bham alabama

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 6:41pm
  • Fuck. Scratch 11th, make that 12th, and this is 13th.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 5:12pm
  • Wonder if it smells like a ham sandwich

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 5:10pm
  • 4 words 5:49 - asian girls are hot

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 5:55pm
  • 5:49 asian girls are beyond hott fuck you!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 6:25pm
  • 7:24 ...a 14 year old virgin that has no idea what a vagina looks like

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 7:42pm
  • At least she didn't say it looks like scrambled eggs with ketchup.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 11:28am
  • Firt post should get a prize. Perhaps a Costco sized bag of crunchy pretzels.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 6:33pm
  • yeah okay so tell me then 5:11, what is the significance of being the 9th to post on a website? you get a fuckin medal? some money? you're a douchebag

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 5:14pm
  • Damn Scratch that 9th, make that 10th, and this is 11th.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 5:12pm
  • Better that than a roast beef sandwich...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 10:01pm
  • At least she said it was hot. Mmmm. . . . .I love ham sandwiches.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 5:11pm
  • I want a ham and cheese sandwich now.

    Submitted by sammylulu on Mar 13, 11 at 9:18am
  • Ok that's just nasty

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 12:57am
  • who the fuck would consider that a good nite??

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 7:24pm
  • 9th! Quit fucking crying pussies. "OMG No one caressss." Obviously YOU do so stfu and get over it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 5:11pm
  • I just threw up in my mouth a little bit

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 8:30am
  • 5:12 what is the significance of the 1st post on this website?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 5:31pm
  • my girlfriend is more like a tuna melt

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 10:44pm
  • GROUP X MISTER COKE YOUTUBE IT

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 9:17pm
  • uhhhh i know alot of Asian girls I wouldn't touch with a ten foot pole. while some are hot, many are extremely not. just like in America.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 6:28pm
  • I hope he doesn't really think they're sideways

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 6:01pm
  • Lmao @ 5:33

    Submitted by explosivejoseph on Jun 19, 10 at 8:51pm
  • Most are more like a tuna melt.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 7:21am
  • Alabama girl here!! 205!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 10:32pm
  • Stds it shouldn't be hot maybe warm but hot... That's kinda nasty

    Submitted by john117 on Jan 11, 11 at 2:47am
  • Vaginas are disgusting

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 2:32pm
  • I never had a ham sandwich that bleeds once a month

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 1:27pm
  • What about pussy that looks like a bulldogs face

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 10:24pm
  • hahaha i think i know that bitch! the hot ham sandwich chick! she said the same thing to me

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 5:17pm
  • A pussy pre-sex is like a beautiful rose. Post-sex pussy is like a bulldog eating mayonaise.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 4:00am
  • yeah okay so tell me then 5:11, what is the significance of being the 9th to post on a website? you get a fuckin medal? some money? you're a douchebag

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 5:12pm
  • 5:49 you should fuck a Asian at least once... You won't be dissapointed... Guarenteed!! *!YELLOW FEVER!*

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 12:17am
  • Someone fingered or gets fucked a little to much

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 11:03pm
  • 5:31... that was the point i'm trying to make wtf is the purpose in saying you are 1st or 9th or wtf ever nobody cares

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 5:46pm
  • OM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 1:10am
  • This sluts name is Lexi

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 7:39pm
  • Worst description for a vagina I've heard (and I mean for creating a mental picture) is some guy saying his wife's vagina looks like a handful of roast beef.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 6:51pm
  • sounds like a Big Montana

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 10:28pm
  • is this in reference to the powderpuff game at pelham high school last wednesday?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 25, 09 at 10:06am
  • hahaahaha @ 5:05 thats so bogus

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 5:34pm
  • foookey in muh bung hole

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 10:15pm
  • 1. This is TFLN, not a football website. So shut the fuck up 2. Whether it's fake or not, it sucks and he put Alabama to shame

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 4:57am