addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
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he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
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I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
Turns out, the guy I'm casually fucking has a girlfriend who's cheating on him with my sister's boyfriends brother who I fucked last year. And my sex life has now come full circle.
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