Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
Just spun two beer bottles and Placed them in my pockets perfect... I feel like the clint eastwood of drunks
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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