The maid moved your bed and found almost 40 used condoms and wrappers. She just looks at me and says "Dave?"
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Omg dont you hate when your maid finds things youre too disgusting and lazy to dispose of? Rich people problems
Sorry no Dave here, man.
I call BS, if the maid really did say this it would have been "¿Dave?"
Why would you count them?