You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
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The fuck is a football bat
Come on a football bat guys. No such thing= u are all kinda fucked up. Durrr, everyone knows that except u three
Maybe he meant baseball bat, but even then... WTF?
'Fucked up like a football bat' is a saying...he was mentally nonexistent.
This text was clearly sent by a woman. Women know nothing of sports.
Clearly you know nothing of women...
Not true I used to have my ex hustle our drinks seeing she knew every Red Sox stat off top of her head
Maybe it's time for an intervention for, both of them?