Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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