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  • 25 16
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 11:42am

    or, best of both worlds, she gets to see other people and you get to fuck the other people...

  • 18 13
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 3:39pm

    holy shit, first time I've seen my area code here

  • 20 18
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 7:02am

    This isn't just a win, it's an opportunity. If you can start getting with the other girl on a regular basis, that leads down the road to PERMANENT THREESOME. It may be risky and unlikely to actually work, but that's the Holy Grail, dude.

  • 16 11
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 12:03am

    She likes girls, she may be planning on putting you at the receiving end. Good luck with that.

  • 19 18
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 25, 09 at 8:30pm

    Haha I remember this night. This was 100% my roomate, we were pumped when it got posted.

  • 17 16
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 24, 09 at 2:31pm

    Win.You way get cut tomorrow,but tonight your playing in the SuperBowl.

  • 15 12
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 23, 09 at 2:36am

    hm, maybe the other girl just has an STD

  • 16 16
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 23, 09 at 4:43pm

    temporary win. she likes girls

  • 16 16
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 10:19am

    Maybe not the Championship, more like the lottery.

  • 16 16
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 10:13am

    Not a win - she likes girls.

  • 12 9
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 3:08am

    man that is DEF a win

  • 14 13
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 24, 09 at 1:23am

    winner winner chicken dinner

  • 14 15
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 9:27pm

    Win, make sure to de-glove and spray 'em both. Then say "we're through." since you're beating her to that punch, try to make sure she doesn't get off either.

  • 15 17
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 11:23am

    put your finger in her ass and call it even

  • 13 15
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 23, 09 at 9:31am

    Huge Win, never talk to her again after that though, unless she wants another threesome, the good kind that is.

  • 13 15
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 23, 09 at 2:40am

    WIN WIN WIN, ask her if u can pick the girl :D

  • 13 15
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 11:22pm

    Definite win. It doesn't matter if you get sent to the minors the next day. You made it to the big leagues!

  • 14 18
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 12:57pm

    Who cares if it ends up working out, he's getting a threesome

  • 14 19
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 11:48am

    Sounds like fun... just don't get jealous if the other girl makes her cum harder than u ever have...

  • 13 18
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 4:45pm

    haha. oh central new york.

  • 9 12
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 6:28pm

    She's a lesbian dude...

  • 11 16
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 12:51pm

    go ahead and do it, but its never going to work out between you two again. obviously you werent enough for her.

  • 11 17
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 1:34pm

    <--- agrees with 12:57

  • 10 15
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 10:15am

    Winning the Championship.

  • 9 14
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 23, 09 at 7:59pm

    if you can be in it for one night now emotions asked then win....otherwise its over!!

  • 10 16
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 23, 09 at 11:05am

    I'm with 9:31. Go ahead and fuck the bitches. Then pull it out and piss on both of them. Then shake your balls at them and walk out of there with your pride.

  • 10 17
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 3:29am

    and when you agree, try and make it sound like you're doing her a favor

  • 10 18
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 2:37pm

    pay more attention to the other chick then her, but yeah fuckin go for it dude get that pussy ;D

  • 13 24
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 2:39pm

    Temporary win. She will dump you for the girl.

  • 11 22
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 23, 09 at 3:04pm

    Win, definitely. No way about it. Delegate to that status, just fuckable. Date a real person afterwards, fuck now.

  • 8 17
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 11:23am

    best of both worlds, she gets to see other people and you

  • 4 10
    Submitted by tightbowlsrock on Sep 13, 10 at 10:17pm

    She has a girl friend now she said guys don't do no more for me. But seriously you're a legend

  • 10 26
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 6:55pm

    I agree with 11:42AM & 12:57PM. Rock it. Hopefully you'll learn a thing or two if you are horrible in bed.

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