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  • 72 79
    Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on May 5, 12 at 2:47pm

    "Put this over your nose and mouth and breathe normally."

  • 63 83
    Submitted by gabraham on May 5, 12 at 11:51am

    yeah hang on tightly to the designated floatation devices and await rescue from the frigid waters of bitch ocean

  • 60 79
    Submitted by classyandsassy on May 5, 12 at 12:05pm

    Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes? Is that some kind of sick joke? Just a thought.

    • 57 87
      Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on May 6, 12 at 12:12pm

      Because a parachute requires specialized training to use, because you're unlikely to evacuate a commercial aircraft in time for all the passengers to use parachutes to escape, and because if an incident occurs at an altitude where parachutes would be useful you're fucked if the crew can't recover from it anyway.

  • 54 85
    Submitted by haliganbar on May 5, 12 at 8:48pm

    Eject! Eject! Eject!