She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
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there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
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Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
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