Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
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I have a friend named Jared... I can actually almost visualize this happening in a few years... except he'd be wearing a gorilla suit to boot.
this 405 is DEFINITELY the Jared I know.
lmao i hope this is the 405 jared i know
Best TFLN I've found to date lol, I laughed out loud in the middle of lecture. Worth it.
had to be TRAMPS, mwahahaha
Seriously....just laughed out loud in my cubicle...people are looking at me funny.
BEST FRIEND EVER! Oh yes, i think so. [:
hahahahaha seriously awesome, very very apparent swagga.
Oh Jared I love you <3 Please tell me you didn't hook up with a tranny though.
I CALL FAKE
in another text you sent your boss pics of your boobs - not your name is Jared?
Damn, must be the Tikki.
Being at a g a y bar isn't rock bottom - Being at a g a y bar is the best thing imaginable!
screw that, dude I hope you got some freaky tranny love
Hilarious. Need to remember that response next time someone needs a ride.