Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
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I have a friend named Jared... I can actually almost visualize this happening in a few years... except he'd be wearing a gorilla suit to boot.
this 405 is DEFINITELY the Jared I know.
lmao i hope this is the 405 jared i know
had to be TRAMPS, mwahahaha
Best TFLN I've found to date lol, I laughed out loud in the middle of lecture. Worth it.
Seriously....just laughed out loud in my cubicle...people are looking at me funny.
BEST FRIEND EVER! Oh yes, i think so. [:
hahahahaha seriously awesome, very very apparent swagga.
Oh Jared I love you <3 Please tell me you didn't hook up with a tranny though.
Damn, must be the Tikki.
Being at a g a y bar isn't rock bottom - Being at a g a y bar is the best thing imaginable!
I CALL FAKE
in another text you sent your boss pics of your boobs - not your name is Jared?
screw that, dude I hope you got some freaky tranny love
Hilarious. Need to remember that response next time someone needs a ride.