dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
Randomize
