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  • you mean that isn't your motivation everytime you get a shower?.. something must be wrong with me...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 3:50pm
  • Well, it's the highlight of my shower for sure.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 3:45pm
  • Gotta use your imagination. Masturbating in the shower is awesome because there is no cleanup

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 3:46pm
  • masturbating in the shower is awesome... but even better is sex in the shower

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 3:51pm
  • 8:56-- I use an iPhone, I use as close to correct grammar as possible... Go get a real iPhone dumbass.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 8:42am
  • my sole motivation for showering this morning was so i could actually have a chance of getting laid. enjoyyourhand OP

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 3:56pm
  • Removable showerhead in a bathtub ftw

    Submitted by mae on Apr 6, 10 at 10:10pm
  • lmao drain babies nothing wrong masturbating in the shower, its the cleanest way out there.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 9:36pm
  • What's wrong with masturbation? At least you're having sex with someone you love (awww)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 6:08pm
  • Girl next door, how desperate and how much of an attention whore can you be to try to try to win over anonymous neckbeards? You are pathetic. I bet you're about 300lbs and no guy will hit on you in real life. Anyone that responded with "marry me" is even more pathetic.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 6:58pm
  • Some days I feel the same way!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 6:03pm
  • White girls--love 'em

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 3:48pm
  • story of my life! lovve that shower head haha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 6:11pm
  • 6:42 to the fat "girl next door," learn to use "you're" correctly. YOU'RE either the most annoying dumb bitch ever, or you're a troll. Either way, you suck. Know that.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 7:39pm
  • I jerk off, at least once, every shower!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 7:11pm
  • hahahah god i cannot agree more with 6:58. i was definitely about to say that, and luckily you said it for me. :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 2:26am
  • 6:58, I agree girl next door is probably 300lbs, however I would also wager that "she" is actually a he.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 7:23pm
  • Gotta do what you gotta do.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 3:40pm
  • And......

    Submitted by Hitlers_Bitch on Jul 25, 10 at 2:05pm
  • wow 4:01, you're a pig! can't wait to hear how you're doing once you hit like 50+, bet it will be kinda hard to get it up then, and what are you left with? a 50+ whore who won't have sex with you! haha no loving relationship then! i feel good to know that you marriage is based soley on sex, and will leave you all alone when you die!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 2:59am
  • I like my girl to get me off in the shower or anywhere for that matter

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 9, 09 at 12:40pm
  • Awww 4:48 your so sweet!!! You kno how to win a girls heart ;) if I wasn't already taken and knew you waaaay better, maybe. I'm not that easy though -girl next door

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 6:42pm
  • Do more girls or guys do this I wonder?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 5:56pm
  • Something is very wrong. I like doin it in the shower though -girl next door

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 3:41pm
  • Cut your shower time in half - masturbate before you get in!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 5:30pm
  • im a girl and its a daily activity but its not really messy like with guys so it doesnt need to be done in the shower- im curious what is average for a guy to do it though?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 9, 09 at 1:05am
  • @ 11:59 Now U really kno how to win a girls heart! -girl next door

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 12:06am
  • I don't understand......because you're using an iPhone you some how feel supior to those on more expensive computers? Get this, iPhones are no longer hot shit....

    Submitted by gymnastduh2020 on Apr 4, 10 at 9:43am
  • 8:56 I'm on an iPhone and manage to use proper grammar. What now bitch? Typo is one thing, stupidity is another.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 12:14am
  • @ 7:11 , haaha how long do you take a shower... At least once pervert status

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 8:11pm
  • I'm guilty for this too

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 4:28pm
  • At least his dick is getting wet.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 4:48am
  • I'm a girl and i do this all the time, probably every time, in the shower hahah

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 10:44pm
  • I usually jack off BEFORE I shower. I hate fucking using soap to get off.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 8:58pm
  • I might just have to take a shower tomorrow...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 9, 09 at 10:42pm
  • i'm not single, i'm in a monogamous relationship with my shower head.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 11:33am
  • its all good. i just dud the same thing ;D

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 7:55pm
  • I take showers just to get off all the time. Hahah. What else is my removable shower head for?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 3:32pm
  • i once dated a guy that said he masturbated in the shower so much that every time it rained he got horny. LOVE IT!

    Submitted by moonbaby on Jul 14, 10 at 3:00pm
  • @8:11 your right! U idiots. It was a joke. Like I give a shit if someone asked to marry them over some site. But think what you want. Ur words are pointless over a site. And I'm using an iPhone and really don't give a shot about correct grammar or punctuation! -girl next door

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 8:56pm
  • Just went through this yesterday. I guess I'm really just not into her. Done

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 3:58am
  • haha, way to rep the 262 buddy.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 6:38pm
  • Only reason I ever have to shower actually lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 11:00pm
  • Shit, shave, shower, shpuge.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 11:19pm
  • Why does everyone make a big deal out of this? It's probably just a girl who wanted to use her removable shower head. We all do it. And honey I shower all the time just to do it, so don't worry

    Submitted by jeannie885 on Feb 27, 10 at 1:09pm
  • I usually squirt one out to the -girl next door from this website lol... is that pathetic?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 11:59pm
  • thats awesome...nothing wrong with you, totally natural, i know plenty who think the same

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 3:54pm
  • ....so we're not supposed to do this?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 4:47pm
  • And I thought i was the only one who does this.....freak....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 4:31pm
  • when people actually start correcting grammar on a TEXTING web site there is seriously something wrong!!! and Masturbation is very healthy, all you guys should know, i can see your hairy palms from here!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 1:11am
  • Well that's great 4:01. think Everyman needs a girl to please him! Well I love pleasing at least.. -girl next door

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 4:21pm
  • OP, what's wrong is that you can't do it in a better spot than the shower. Better living arrangements are your friend.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 12:56am
  • Everybody who is judgeing the girl next door is probably 300lbs each and is a doucebag that has no girlfreind

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 8:01pm
  • used to do that, then i divorced my 300 lb bitch & married someone who actually loves sex.. don't have to get myself off anymore, she takes care of me! ;-)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 4:01pm
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