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  • 86 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 3:45pm

    Well, it's the highlight of my shower for sure.

  • 83 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 3:46pm

    Gotta use your imagination. Masturbating in the shower is awesome because there is no cleanup

  • 80 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 3:40pm

    Gotta do what you gotta do.

  • 68 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 3:51pm

    masturbating in the shower is awesome... but even better is sex in the shower

  • 68 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 3:50pm

    you mean that isn't your motivation everytime you get a shower?.. something must be wrong with me...

  • 66 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 6:58pm

    Girl next door, how desperate and how much of an attention whore can you be to try to try to win over anonymous neckbeards? You are pathetic. I bet you're about 300lbs and no guy will hit on you in real life. Anyone that responded with "marry me" is even more pathetic.

  • 67 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 3:56pm

    my sole motivation for showering this morning was so i could actually have a chance of getting laid. enjoyyourhand OP

  • 68 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 9:36pm

    lmao drain babies nothing wrong masturbating in the shower, its the cleanest way out there.

  • 64 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 11:33am

    i'm not single, i'm in a monogamous relationship with my shower head.

  • 66 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 8:42am

    8:56-- I use an iPhone, I use as close to correct grammar as possible... Go get a real iPhone dumbass.

  • 61 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 5:30pm

    Cut your shower time in half - masturbate before you get in!

  • 62 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 7:11pm

    I jerk off, at least once, every shower!

  • 62 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 6:11pm

    story of my life! lovve that shower head haha

  • 64 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 7:23pm

    6:58, I agree girl next door is probably 300lbs, however I would also wager that "she" is actually a he.

  • 65 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 3:41pm

    Something is very wrong. I like doin it in the shower though -girl next door

  • 57 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 9, 09 at 1:05am

    im a girl and its a daily activity but its not really messy like with guys so it doesnt need to be done in the shower- im curious what is average for a guy to do it though?

  • 53 52
    Submitted by gymnastduh2020 on Apr 4, 10 at 9:43am

    I don't understand......because you're using an iPhone you some how feel supior to those on more expensive computers? Get this, iPhones are no longer hot shit....

  • 59 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 3:48pm

    White girls--love 'em

  • 45 39
    Submitted by Hitlers_Bitch on Jul 25, 10 at 2:05pm

    And......

  • 63 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 6:08pm

    What's wrong with masturbation? At least you're having sex with someone you love (awww)

  • 54 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 6:03pm

    Some days I feel the same way!

  • 57 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 10:44pm

    I'm a girl and i do this all the time, probably every time, in the shower hahah

  • 61 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 6:42pm

    Awww 4:48 your so sweet!!! You kno how to win a girls heart ;) if I wasn't already taken and knew you waaaay better, maybe. I'm not that easy though -girl next door

  • 59 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 7:39pm

    6:42 to the fat "girl next door," learn to use "you're" correctly. YOU'RE either the most annoying dumb bitch ever, or you're a troll. Either way, you suck. Know that.

  • 52 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 12:14am

    8:56 I'm on an iPhone and manage to use proper grammar. What now bitch? Typo is one thing, stupidity is another.

  • 61 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 12:06am

    @ 11:59 Now U really kno how to win a girls heart! -girl next door

  • 54 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 9, 09 at 10:42pm

    I might just have to take a shower tomorrow...

  • 57 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 2:59am

    wow 4:01, you're a pig! can't wait to hear how you're doing once you hit like 50+, bet it will be kinda hard to get it up then, and what are you left with? a 50+ whore who won't have sex with you! haha no loving relationship then! i feel good to know that you marriage is based soley on sex, and will leave you all alone when you die!

  • 51 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 8:58pm

    I usually jack off BEFORE I shower. I hate fucking using soap to get off.

  • 52 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 8:11pm

    @ 7:11 , haaha how long do you take a shower... At least once pervert status

  • 46 53
    Submitted by mae on Apr 6, 10 at 10:10pm

    Removable showerhead in a bathtub ftw

  • 46 53
    Submitted by jeannie885 on Feb 27, 10 at 1:09pm

    Why does everyone make a big deal out of this? It's probably just a girl who wanted to use her removable shower head. We all do it. And honey I shower all the time just to do it, so don't worry

  • 51 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 7:55pm

    its all good. i just dud the same thing ;D

  • 51 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 9, 09 at 12:40pm

    I like my girl to get me off in the shower or anywhere for that matter

  • 48 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 4:28pm

    I'm guilty for this too

  • 50 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 3:58am

    Just went through this yesterday. I guess I'm really just not into her. Done

  • 47 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 8:56pm

    @8:11 your right! U idiots. It was a joke. Like I give a shit if someone asked to marry them over some site. But think what you want. Ur words are pointless over a site. And I'm using an iPhone and really don't give a shot about correct grammar or punctuation! -girl next door

  • 47 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 11:19pm

    Shit, shave, shower, shpuge.

  • 50 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 11:59pm

    I usually squirt one out to the -girl next door from this website lol... is that pathetic?

  • 51 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 4:21pm

    Well that's great 4:01. think Everyman needs a girl to please him! Well I love pleasing at least.. -girl next door

  • 46 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 3:32pm

    I take showers just to get off all the time. Hahah. What else is my removable shower head for?

  • 45 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 11:00pm

    Only reason I ever have to shower actually lol

  • 47 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 3:54pm

    thats awesome...nothing wrong with you, totally natural, i know plenty who think the same

  • 41 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 5:56pm

    Do more girls or guys do this I wonder?

  • 41 63
    Submitted by moonbaby on Jul 14, 10 at 3:00pm

    i once dated a guy that said he masturbated in the shower so much that every time it rained he got horny. LOVE IT!

  • 41 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 4:48am

    At least his dick is getting wet.

  • 50 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 4:47pm

    ....so we're not supposed to do this?

  • 44 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 2:26am

    hahahah god i cannot agree more with 6:58. i was definitely about to say that, and luckily you said it for me. :)

  • 44 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 1:11am

    when people actually start correcting grammar on a TEXTING web site there is seriously something wrong!!! and Masturbation is very healthy, all you guys should know, i can see your hairy palms from here!

  • 43 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 6:38pm

    haha, way to rep the 262 buddy.

  • 45 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 4:01pm

    used to do that, then i divorced my 300 lb bitch & married someone who actually loves sex.. don't have to get myself off anymore, she takes care of me! ;-)

  • 37 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 12:56am

    OP, what's wrong is that you can't do it in a better spot than the shower. Better living arrangements are your friend.

  • 37 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 4:31pm

    And I thought i was the only one who does this.....freak....

  • 42 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 8:01pm

    Everybody who is judgeing the girl next door is probably 300lbs each and is a doucebag that has no girlfreind