Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
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One of the best texts I've ever seen on here, and nobody has any comments? C'mon, guys, this is too good to pass up! But I admit it's funny enough all by itself.
Sweet Jesus. Never thought I would wind up on this site. My asshole is better but my rugburn is still lingering. Oops. I did it for 'Merica!!
Or only the funny ones.
"Because every time I drink tequila, my asshole hurts the next day."
Thank you for being one down ass chick
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