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  • 37 31
    Submitted by helmetirdge on Jul 6, 14 at 2:58am

    They are obviously blocking any comments on this text

  • 36 32
    Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Jul 6, 14 at 12:45pm

    "Because every time I drink tequila, my asshole hurts the next day."

  • 32 27
    Submitted by LikeABoss732 on Jul 6, 14 at 5:17pm

    Sweet Jesus. Never thought I would wind up on this site. My asshole is better but my rugburn is still lingering. Oops. I did it for 'Merica!!

  • 31 26
    Submitted by ShadowRider on Jul 6, 14 at 7:29am

    One of the best texts I've ever seen on here, and nobody has any comments? C'mon, guys, this is too good to pass up! But I admit it's funny enough all by itself.

  • 31 35
    Submitted by topbosss on Jul 6, 14 at 1:00pm

    Thank you for being one down ass chick

  • 27 34
    Submitted by helmetirdge on Jul 6, 14 at 2:59am

    Or only the funny ones.