He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
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No that's regret and hepatitis. you'll realize that when your knocked up later this year.
Must be prom season again.
No it isn't, and stop quoting Bob Marley lyrics.
Your father sounds like an interesting man.
Love has pretty low standards these days.
You upgraded from a finger to a traffic cone.
I know where that cone I'd going.
Naw, just high school.
He was like "I'mma need help with this".