dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
I could literally track my booty calls if I ever got knocked up by my parking tickets
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
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The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
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There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
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