Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
I had a long pep-talk with my penis that ended in "I love you, I'll try harder and I'm sorry."
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
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Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
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Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
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