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  • 84 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 11:30am

    heard this before...poser. lame.

  • 75 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 1:50pm

    well 1:01, i thought this was hilarious. so there

  • 70 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 1:01pm

    I didn't even think this one was that funny...

  • 71 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 2:02pm

    wow very nice its texts like this no one cares about

  • 66 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 11:13am

    Nalgene of water, 2 ibuprofen. fixed.

  • 74 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 11:06am

    either this is from a movie or I've seen it on here before

  • 78 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 10:41am

    hahah i hate that feeling in the morning! but i'm always too lazy to get out of bed to cure it

  • 70 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 2:30pm

    Oh my god, this text describes my life.

  • 68 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 8:02pm

    i wish i was not from the GTA after reading this lame shit

  • 62 53
    Submitted by candhearts on Aug 20, 10 at 12:58pm

    Adderall...

  • 66 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 11:25am

    11:13 has never been truly hung-over.

  • 68 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 10:45am

    omg we drank sooooooooooo much boones farm last night roflmao!!!1

  • 70 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 2:44pm

    Hippies are disgusting creatures.

  • 65 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 2:56pm

    We get too excited... and your pants are lose. Its science.

  • 63 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 11:43am

    11:25, have for sure been hung over. mixing wine and liquor will always result in a hangover... unless you drink the same volume of water or more and take advil.

  • 57 52
    Submitted by kitty777 on Oct 16, 10 at 9:58am

    2:44, go swallow some bleach and fuck yourself.

  • 65 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 10:23pm

    makes me happy I moved away from the GTA.

  • 59 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 2:21pm

    shits lame, but ya 905! woot!

  • 49 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 11:33am

    I shit a squirrel, and actual squirrel