I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
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wow very nice its texts like this no one cares about
heard this before...poser. lame.
Nalgene of water, 2 ibuprofen. fixed.
I didn't even think this one was that funny...
well 1:01, i thought this was hilarious. so there
i wish i was not from the GTA after reading this lame shit
Hippies are disgusting creatures.
either this is from a movie or I've seen it on here before
hahah i hate that feeling in the morning! but i'm always too lazy to get out of bed to cure it
2:44, go swallow some bleach and fuck yourself.
We get too excited... and your pants are lose. Its science.
Oh my god, this text describes my life.
omg we drank sooooooooooo much boones farm last night roflmao!!!1
makes me happy I moved away from the GTA.
11:25, have for sure been hung over. mixing wine and liquor will always result in a hangover... unless you drink the same volume of water or more and take advil.
11:13 has never been truly hung-over.
shits lame, but ya 905! woot!
I shit a squirrel, and actual squirrel