I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
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wow very nice its texts like this no one cares about
heard this before...poser. lame.
Nalgene of water, 2 ibuprofen. fixed.
well 1:01, i thought this was hilarious. so there
I didn't even think this one was that funny...
i wish i was not from the GTA after reading this lame shit
Hippies are disgusting creatures.
either this is from a movie or I've seen it on here before
We get too excited... and your pants are lose. Its science.
hahah i hate that feeling in the morning! but i'm always too lazy to get out of bed to cure it
2:44, go swallow some bleach and fuck yourself.
Oh my god, this text describes my life.
omg we drank sooooooooooo much boones farm last night roflmao!!!1
makes me happy I moved away from the GTA.
11:25, have for sure been hung over. mixing wine and liquor will always result in a hangover... unless you drink the same volume of water or more and take advil.
11:13 has never been truly hung-over.
shits lame, but ya 905! woot!
I shit a squirrel, and actual squirrel