i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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