He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
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You know what else is warm? Your vagina.
This is something my husband would totally do to me! hahaha!
I think he's looking for something.
he was hoping you had a hole in your pocket
A cold penis is a wrinkly penis, but they're all beautiful.
A vagina is the best pocket to keep your penis in!
Lol. This is totally the sort of thing I'd do.