Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
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Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
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The EMT told me when I left the ER "I'd like to take off your pants again and inspect your package. Just not during a medical emergency..." We're hooking up tonight.
Points for getting a hot hook up after getting a shard of glass in your thigh. Almost makes it worth it.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
If I die it's either cuz I undercooked my burger or because I used questionable cheese. I have no pants on, so if there's a wellness check, you go in first.