Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
Dating After Heartbreak
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
These Images Prove Chrissy Teigen is the Funniest Model Alive
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...