i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
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I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
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Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
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