on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
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so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
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All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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