The best revenge is premature balding
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Balding is my worst fear.
"Studies have shown that men bald prematurely because of an excess of male hormones. My advice to you all is to stop swallowing." - Jimmy Carr
This isn't revenge, this is retarded. Revenge involves something you actually have control over, you twit.
Skin is in! Bald is beautiful. I started to lose my hair when I was 17 and NEVER had any problems with scoring hot chicks. If you're confident enough to learn to laugh about it, chicks pick up on that confidence and seem drawn to you...
take it in the face prematurely.........in the face!
Hey Spechtacular (spelled on purpose...) this one is for you.
Funny I always thought it was space docking them on a grudge fuck.
Balding is never revenge!!!
Guys age 4x faster naturally than women. It's pretty disgusting. You can't still drink like you did in college and stop going to the gym too. Your potbelly won't take the attention off your receding hairline, 26 year olds of the world.
The best revenge is premature ejactulation
Maybe this guys mother is talking about her son
Take it from a woman...balding is THE BEST revenge!!! Love seeing those hot shot guys years later with no hair that can't get one chick now....awesome :)
The follicly challenged can always do that lame total head shave where you go from looking like an awkwardly aging middle aged man to a cancer patient.
OP must have brain damage. How exactly would you inflict Alopecia on someone?
hah - take that mean men of the world! and very funny 3:40.