Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
Ugh. I'm going to die alone, sister. Half-eaten by one of my thirty-seven cats and clutching a martini shaker
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
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