worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
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Sounds alot lik the begining of not another teen movie
thats sounds eerily similar to not another teen movie. BS
A priest, a mother, and a drunk woman walk into a bar
The bartender says"oi! U got to be fucking me!
yeaaa thats not true. didn't happen. nope.
not another teen movie.
nice try though.
are you sure you didn't have a huge vibrator in one hand? yeah, i don't believe this one...
everythings funnier when there's a priest involved
God bless you girlfriend!!
this is total bull shit... would be believable had you not included the priest thing. Way to BLOW IT!! Try to show a little more creativity next time you are trying to sound cool and interesting
FAKE! Am I cool yet? No? Darn, I even used capitals.
maybe next year instead of your priest it will be 'intervention'. "everyone here loves you like crazy & are afraid the're gonna loose you."
yea the priest was a little much...way to watch a movie and act like it was your life
So a priest, a mother, and a drunk woman walk into a bar.....
There's a joke in there somewhere, I know it!
Sooo someone wants there life to be like Jannie Briggs from not another teen movie
Was it at least your 21st?
sounds more like an intervention than a b-day party
Fake. Go watch not another teen movie and stop posting
Why did the priest suprise the OP on they're birthday?
Yea what the fuck don't parents know never to just drop by...my parents learned that lesson reaal quick
Your priest?? What kind of loser bday is that?