I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
its not stalking. its research.
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
At least you didn't get an invite in the mail to your fuck buddy's baby shower like I just did. My life is a sitcom
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
Randomize
