Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
Dude I can't believe you let me go home with the wildabeast lastnight.
You always hook up with hot girls we had to know you were mortal
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
To the person who left a cup of vomit in the bathroom: I commend you for your aim but you are dead to me- not an ideal birthday present.
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
