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  • Submitted by Phys on Jan 24, 11 at 4:41pm

    I wish heaven was a routine for me too

  • Submitted by fashionjunkie on Jan 24, 11 at 5:52pm

    And on the next sixteen and pregnant...

  • Submitted by ilovewhores on Jan 24, 11 at 3:16pm

    flintstones and doggiestyle!

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    Submitted by moderndayzombie on Jan 24, 11 at 7:14pm

    Scooby do and doggy style. I guess cowgirl would be...walker Texas ranger?

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      Submitted by AreYouShittinMe on Jan 24, 11 at 8:15pm

      And reverse cowgirl would be Dr. Quinn Medicine Woman?

  • Submitted by harbqll on Jan 24, 11 at 3:28pm

    So, somebody's giving you something you want, and you're complaining about it anyway. Yup, you're a chick, all right.

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      Submitted by 08GSXR600 on Jan 24, 11 at 3:33pm

      bet your a hit with the ladies.

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        Submitted by teh_lulz on Jan 24, 11 at 6:59pm

        I bet you're* a real hit with the grammar nazis.

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          Submitted by 08GSXR600 on Jan 24, 11 at 7:30pm

          sorry I didn't realize this was English class.

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            Submitted by fucksyourmother on Jan 24, 11 at 9:38pm

            why would it matter if it was? you'd still half-ass your way through it with some petty excuse

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            Submitted by JayRock on Jan 25, 11 at 9:01am

            get a real bike a gsxr600 is for women.

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    Submitted by JitsJitsJits89 on Jan 24, 11 at 6:19pm

    After the sex did your boyfriend say, "You've just been forked!"

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    Submitted by Taipan on Jan 24, 11 at 5:59pm

    Why do people complain about letting themselves fall into a routine? OP, you're both lazy. The internet offers more than a few positions that you can try while watching one of the other channels you have.

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    Submitted by niceman on Jan 28, 11 at 10:24am

    You are stupid.

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    Submitted by andthelion on Jan 31, 11 at 3:14pm

    how about we trade lives.

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    Submitted by SarahSparrow on Feb 13, 11 at 10:34pm

    <3

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    Submitted by FattyMcTubkins on Jan 24, 11 at 3:19pm

    Spoon sex?\n\nI've had fork sex but never spoon sex.\n\nIs there knife sex?

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    Submitted by matt7275 on Jan 26, 11 at 11:00pm

    That is the same area code as my phone #

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    Submitted by laxgirl4life on Jan 24, 11 at 8:59pm

    BEST SEX EVER !! who wants to do me ? (;

  • Submitted by BondDaddy on Jan 24, 11 at 5:39pm

    Where I'm from, we call black people spoons. Now you know why I thought this was gross

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      Submitted by 08GSXR600 on Jan 24, 11 at 7:32pm

      yea... pretty sure you mean spooks..

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        Submitted by fucksyourmother on Jan 24, 11 at 9:41pm

        yeah... you see... when you're racist enough to think sex with black people is sickeningly gross, you don't mistake your slang insults. i'm pretty sure he meant spoons, because that's what he said.

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        Submitted by andthelion on Jan 29, 11 at 3:17am

        how bout we not encourage the asshole racist, eh?