conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
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