I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
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You called it a veranda I think you'll be ok asshat.
Cool story bro
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink....and TEXTING you
Do you also feel like you were fingered by Edward scissorhands and puked all over yourself?
I'm confused... Is OP a dude for pissing on the veranda, or a chick for crying on it?
both he is sheman master of the pussyverse
Since they used the word "veranda" it has to be a woman...or a homo.
I read these lame ass texts just to see what funny shit nunubeest has for me today. If I could vote for president of TFLN it would be a close contest between nunubeest and porksword. Keep it classy!