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  • 74 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 4:53am

    Yes, but do you plan on getting buried in Cunt's Tomb?

  • 72 70
    Submitted by KSpeagle on May 11, 10 at 7:16pm

    Pure Genius

  • 64 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 2:22pm

    Anything can be a real name, twat.

  • 69 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 3:00pm

    Brilliant drunkery!!!

  • 59 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 1:02pm

    if this was said while drunk, props for the inebriated cleverness.

  • 62 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 3:05pm

    thats fucking hilarious...btw 2:20 is retarded for not getting the reference

  • 65 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 5:40pm

    Your house. Upstairs, end of the hall, door on the left. You know, your mothers room.

  • 62 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 6:56pm

    does the S stand for smelly?! hahahahaha

  • 57 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 3:38am

    hahahah! this and 5:40

  • 63 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 4:13pm

    thats not true you dont call yourself that

  • 60 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 2:57pm

    Don't disrespect the greatest drunken general of all time. :P

  • 62 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 9:27pm

    drunken genius at its finest

  • 57 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 4:09pm

    That's even better than my own alias - Kenny Lickerbush

  • 57 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 1:26am

    first one of these to make me laugh in a long time

  • 58 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 11:12pm

    4:16 IT COULD HAVE BEEN A GIRL........I WOULD SAY THAT IS I WAS COCKED TOO!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • 58 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 21, 10 at 11:26am

    Beautiful

  • 58 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 7:13pm

    It would be better if it was Ulickes S. Snatch

  • 55 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 2:20pm

    is that even a real name, ulickes?

  • 56 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 9:51am

    if it was ulikes s snatch no one would have thought it was remotely funny. your a fucking retard for even sugggesting it

  • 59 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 4:16pm

    as least he's a clever drunk.

  • 51 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 1:30pm

    thats funny and clever

  • 49 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 2:14am

    that just made my day...im aussie an i still got it

  • 52 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 6:02pm

    Did that kid really not get the Ulysses S. Grant reference??? GO BACK TO NIGHT SCHOOL, LOSER.

  • 64 99
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 12:32pm

    very nice play on words.

  • 50 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 5:18pm

    I'm a class 3 muff diver.

  • 51 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 5:51pm

    holy fuck, that's funny.

  • 48 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 5:24pm

    Where were you certified?