So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
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four-zero-seven-six****** my bad :)
One day I'm gonna get in a hot cashier's line and act shy and embarassed about purchasing a box of Magnum XLs just to guage her reaction...
Still tight? You can fit your entire arm In em. Not only is the text lame but so r u
Back in 'Nam we had .357 Magnum rubbers
That's dumb and more than likely false. If you have to send a pic more than likely it ain't the dick.
REWRITE-----HOLY SHIT. THE ONLY DIFFERENCE BETWEEN THE LENGTH OF MAGNUM AND MAGNUM XL IS .4 INCHES. AND IT ONLY VARIES FROM 1 INCH TO .5 INCHES FROM MOST REGULAR CONDOMS. AND THE ONLY DIFF BETWEEN MAGNUM XL AND MOST REGULAR TROJANS IS ABOUT .25" IN WIDTH. but hey guys need their ego boosts right?? just like the guy who sent this text.
HOLY SHIT. THE ONLY DIFFERENCE BETWEEN THE WIDTH OF MAGNUM AND MAGNUM XL IS .4 INCHES. AND VARIES FROM 1 INCH TO .5 INCHES FROM REGULAR CONDOMS. AND THE ONLY DIFF BETWEEN MAGNUM XL AND MOST REGULAR TROJANS IS ABOUT .25" IN WIDTH. but hey guys need their ego boosts right?? just like the guy who sent this text.
The magnumXL is about an inch or more wider than a regular condom. That's a pretty significant increase in the radius of things. Hasn't anyone here taken geometry?
Painful. but what if you like the pain?
Fucking dudes with huge dicks is painful
i can take a magnum :)
textttt meeeee three-four-seven four-two-five four-seven-zero-sixxxx!
I took one who needed them and fit nicely on him. Beautiful dick but rather painful.
Coming from someone who sells condoms for a living...magnum xls are literally less than an inch larger than a standard condom and its only in the pouch. Also, they aren't at all bigger than a Magnum, its a marketing technique because men feel like they have to gold wrapper it to impress. Pathetic.
8:32: I think the most interesting part of that scenario would be that you actually found a hot cashier.
??having a big dick isnt awkward or painful..whoever says that must be mad that they cant fit into mags
... Is painful and awkward. Fact.
5:53 you have alot of big women lol
I wanna know the background story. This makes no sense.
ha maybe her friend will wanna get with you now.
Some of us use magnums because we have to.. not to stroke egos..
I use a magnum.. but for the width.. Wearing a regular condom is just flat out painful.. It pretty much forces all the blood out.. makes it look like Hugh Heffner.. all limp and hangin there..
But glad you could contribute your envy. Especially the all caps. nice touch.
5:53 must be a used bitch magnet
this is just no dang good
send her a picture of your dick and you will know for sure
this text makes no sense. it shouldnt be here.
Yeah, this wouldn't even have been funny in context, let alone on tfln
yeah its still nice to have one
hahah 12:52 thats a lie. you can't force the blood out
of your dick, if anything it would just make it harder
Meg-I think the point of sending the pic to her was to get her to want to sleep with him
I don't agree with the three percent have over 8 inches I'm a little over 8 and most women fit fine and I don't think that's really that big I wish I was a little bigger I've never bottomed out or had a girl tell to stop cause it hurts
My bf wears magnum xls but they're still tight on him :(
send her a picture of a pretzel claiming its your dick tied in a knot.
btw durex XXL is 9.5" in length. Magnum XL is only 8.5".
just because you bought a box of magnums doesnt mean you got a big dick. i know many of guys who buy magnums just to act like they could fit it.
I'm usually just under 7 inches (a little over 7 on a good day) and I've hit the cervix with more than one girl. And we have had to stop. The vagina can elongate.