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  • You don't need to flush every time, and a waiter waits on guests, not customers.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 2:41am
  • as a waiter telling your life story to a customer is actually good when they are over age 65. they are just happy someone is paying attention to them

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 12:40am
  • wow all you people need to chill.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 1:22pm
  • lay off the waiters. their jobs suck, and they're the ones who deal with the fat people who want extra gravy,dont use TREADmills, and dont tip...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 11:27pm
  • haha, sorry you were in that resteraunt in Scranton with us, but we had just partied for days in boston, thought fat people were funny, the girls bathroom was under renovation and the men's room toilet wouldn't flush!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 11:23pm
  • this guy is british for sure. conclusion of the day: british people have very brown teeth. the only shit talking they got on us is that other fat ass people are eather medically ill or lazy as shit, which automaticly makes all the skinny americans fat too. the american army has and still can beat the british army. all british people do is sit there, drink tea, and bitch about random shit

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 11:33pm
  • 947 ur a douch for reals....get a life

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 9:53pm
  • And you need to learn how to spell toilet fucko

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 2:39am
  • Thank you 631

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 22, 10 at 2:29pm
  • how about portion control, regular excersise, and eating healthy? the problem here is that most of us are just plain lazy.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 9:58pm
  • people need to learn how to spell...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 9:35am
  • You are amazing. I am a 120 lb American but one of few. I hate fat people I agree! Same with the toilet.... Men will be boys.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 5:44pm
  • Waiters tell life stories when the guests ask about their lives. I like fat people at my tables the bill is always higher. So eat up then tip 20% bc that's standard now.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 10:28am
  • And people who publicly criticize other people should learn how to spell. Dumbass.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 1, 10 at 5:13am
  • I can sympathize with obesity disease, but as for the rest, amen!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 1:29am
  • all the people defending obesity... let's see who's laughing when you die of it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 1:11am
  • 9:56 What sort of idiot expects results in a single day? Obesity is a problem that needs to be solved with long term goals in mind. But ignorant people that think there's no way it will ever be fixed are why we still have this problem.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 10:12pm
  • 1240... so true. the elderly customers definitely like when you tell them a little about yourself. treadmills are so unnecessary. why not just run outside when its nice out or on an indoor track when its not so nice? i never got that.... i like to see different things when i run.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 1:56am
  • has anyone ever considered that a lot of obese people aren't that way because they're fucking lazy? med-i-cal con-di-tion, you morons.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 10:21pm
  • omg stfu!!! yes it may be but also 60 percent of america is obese! so get over it...its not gonna change! nothing anyone can say or do will change it! there will always be fat ppl out there! weather it be for a health reason or just that they r lazy and eat to dam much! its here and this is america so stfu and let live

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 9:52pm
  • to 9:52, nothing anyone can say or do will change it? what about the gym... didn't think of that one did you

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 9:53pm
  • Why would we leave if we're American, too? Yes there are some people have medical problems, but most are just disgusting. I work at a restaurant and all the fat people always always gobble down 1400 cals iN one sitting. Gross.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 11:29pm
  • All the people who r mad at this text are the ones who are fat non flushing seat pissing people\n\nAnd the waiters well they r just annoying

    Submitted by 6666 on Jun 13, 10 at 11:21am
  • 9:52, go eat your feelings

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 9:53pm
  • you're obviously fat

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 9:53pm
  • I am American born and raised. I moved to japan 2 months ago. I don't think I can go back. There are so few fat people here it just makes me so happy. I'm a healthy skinny person but I can eat like I'm fat. It is called exercise! Uggh you have the best conclusions!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 5:51pm
  • I bet if we added a fat tax here in the U.S. people would be quicker to hit those gyms and eat better. I hate the amount of fat people we have here. How hard is it to exercise 3 times a week and eat less fattening foods? Have a little self respect, shit.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 12:24am
  • how about we dont get into an obbesity debate on an entry that only partially has to do with that. anyone goood textt esp the toilet part too too true

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 10:07pm
  • obesity is a disease. but so is being anorexic.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 2:44pm
  • I'm dying of laughter over here with the whole fat discussion. As far as I'm concerned men can all eat yourselves morbid. You can keep all the junk food, and I'll keep the women...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 2:05am
  • yeah the problem with obesity is that people are trying to advocate looking portly because they think it looks healthier. Well, those people are just fucking jealous of their skinny and built peers. People who say things like "I'm big, but I am beautfiul" are so fucking annoying! Stop embracing obesity, it's a disease!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 9:47pm
  • that's like four different conclusions, dood

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 9:51pm
  • Text: Win. Discussion: Fail. :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 1:26pm
  • Lmao I love America but Ima have to agree 100 percent with the OP

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 25, 10 at 6:49pm
  • seems like customers are the ones with the lifestories and waiters are the ones acting patient

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 9:51pm
  • what a fucking asshole.

    Submitted by joelocke123 on Jan 14, 10 at 9:32pm
  • hey this is AMERICA. get the fuck out if you dont like our fat asses.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 11:06pm
  • conclusion of the day: people need to learn how to spell treadmills

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 9:46pm
  • +1,000,000 on the toilet flushing and seat pissing. What are these people? Like four years old? And yeah, I hate fatties too.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 12:24am
  • 953 um yea ur right smart guy a gym will fix it but im talkin bout america as a whole u fukin retard! nobody will change that...u cant tell me that all the sudden one day every single fat ass person is gonna go to a gym one day and get skinny.....try to stay focused little guy ur short bus will be here soon

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 9:56pm