I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
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meanwhile, some guy tells his friends "yeah all i had to tell her was i was a 2016 olympian and then we banged"
He'll be the second alternate on the men's gymnastics team and she'll finally be turning eighteen when the Olympics come around again
She left out that he's 14.
I guess we'll find out soon enough if his little swimmers got the gold.
How long until she realizes that muff diving isn't really an Olympic sport?