why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
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