Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
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Hey, at least you're not drinking the stuff that comes with screw caps. Or in a box.
Not unless you're kicking down doors with heels saying, "it's cock o'clock"
No, not at all... and buy no I mean yes.
Not if you're trying out for a part in the next pirates of the Caribbean.
Not unless you were trying to be classy.
a cork screw is what...4 bucks? c'mon now. winos are supposed to be the elite of alcoholics