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  • Hey, at least you're not drinking the stuff that comes with screw caps. Or in a box.

    Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Jul 18, 12 at 11:18pm
  • Not unless you're kicking down doors with heels saying, "it's cock o'clock"

    Submitted by Donotdiscard on Jul 18, 12 at 11:23am
  • No, not at all... and buy no I mean yes.

    Submitted by WApple on Jul 18, 12 at 12:43pm
  • Not if you're trying out for a part in the next pirates of the Caribbean.

    Submitted by karazyboys on Jul 19, 12 at 8:09am
  • Not unless you were trying to be classy.

    Submitted by Metallicaleb on Jul 18, 12 at 9:57am
  • a cork screw is what...4 bucks? c'mon now. winos are supposed to be the elite of alcoholics

    Submitted by plygtr85 on Jul 18, 12 at 7:39pm