why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
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hahah... alright enough about the p's the v's and the a's
damn haha one texts of these is good enough!
ass-to-mouth is a no-no.... other than that... what's YOUR problem?
m on the v is ok after the p has been in the v as long as you didn't c in the v...that's my rule at least
It's not a fake and it's not a repeat most of you are idiots. They were obviously texting about the other text which used p, a, m, and ear. Oh no someone submitted a text about another text on the sight and the mods thought it was funny. Mostly cause it is
best conversation ever.
I love to give a guy a little oral interlude in the middle of sex...
I really wish they audited fake texts on this site. This one is pretty obviously a copycat of one from yesterday.
that was the most boring thing i have ever read in my life...10 seconds i will never get back
hey, what's wrong with cartoons?
i thought p in m after p in v was normal..it is for me
why are people so into ass play on this site? this can't be a true representation of the population.
think about all the pink eye that would be going around
1:08 - superbad wasn't funny
Ok, so guys who like to put their p in the m after the v, won't you try the t in the a for her? Rim and be rimmed!
But seriously. Why would anyone put their p in the v after the p has been in the a....let alone put the p in the m after the p was in the a. That's just absolutely gross.
we just had this text like 2 or 3 days ago.
fucl off already.
Dick in mouth, after ass is called a "Dirty Sanchez" in my country.
for some reason i am just sitting here staring at this screen with a bunch of letters on it that make no sense......hmmmmmmmm weird
A dirty sanchez is when u put ur dick in her ass then give her a mustache. Learn the terminology
Oh, Buffalo, you slay me.
wow...are people so anal about this site that they cant take or understand the humor and the joke of this?
Reading this hurt my head.
...is everyone crazy? "p in the v" is a quote from superbad. he wants to put his p in her v...etc etc etc. and this text is talking about the other one. its hilarious because they are using the superbad terms...but maybe you need a sense of humor to understand that.
THANK you, 12.10. Goodness.
12:15 - get your h out your a and smell the c.
This is a really stupid text, it's too similar to the other one and it's just not funny.
what's that song? put it in your mouth, your m f mouth... something like that, right?
this isn't fake assholes it's a response to the other one, like other people before me have said...learn to read
so if I copy another txt from here they will post it, but humorous txts that arent copy cats of conversations are a no.........
seriously grow up - if you can't type the words 'penis', 'vagina', 'ass' and 'mouth' you have no business sticking anything anywhere
@ 12:18 - You're awesome.
i shit in my girls mouth and then stick my cock in it....
dude, m on the v, after p in the v is no big deal.
can we please get to the more pressing issue of how women feel about p to v then p to m?
the only problem i have with it is that there was a TXT just like this one yesterday the first one was hilarious......superbad........hilarious........this is just over play
^^ why? do you make a habit of sticking it in her eye afterwards???
Ya gotta love Western New York!
repeat? or fake? either way its lame
Yeah, there was a rly similar text recently--this sounds like a copy.
Anyways, I've always wanted to put the p in the m after the p in the v.
The easily amused on this site crack me up. This is far from funny but Superbad was quite funny to me. This just isn't. For those of you that somehow find this hilarious shouldn't you be watching cartoons or something?
wow deja vu. and not funny
dick in mouth after vajay is finee by me.
What kind of a person texts another person about a text seen on this site, and then submits it?
pretty sure they're talking about the txt from before.
and they might abbreviate to save characters.
i stick a penis in my mouth after its been in my ass or pussy. adds a little flavor
m on the v after p was in the v is just really really h but c is for cookie and that's good enough for me!
God in Heaven I hope I never meet people who talk like this.
Just because they use similar abbreviations doesn't mean they're copy catting or fake, it just means they use the same slang, obv.
Although I do agree if anyone ever texted me "He put his p in my v, but i wouldn't let him put it in my m after" or some shit, I would tell them to go back to sex ed.
3:55 no abbreviations are not considered hot by any means. Ass to mouth on the other hand is very hot.
I was just talking to my unicorn. He says you're pretty.
12:23 that's what i got from this too.
"S in her A, don't wear a C, J all over her B's."
thank you for beating the whole p, v, a thing to death ladies and gentlemen......it is officially no longer funny
if you dont think superbad was funny, then you dont think these texts were funny, then dont read them and keep going. whoo cares
YOU NEVER GO ASS TO MOUTH!!
As a chick, I'll GLADLY, let my guy put his P in my M after it's been in my V...it's MY V after all... but I wouldn't let him put his P in my M after it's been in someone else's V...then he'd be castrated.
weird i suck p after its in my v then after its in my a. love the letter abbreviations. guys think its hot right?
Never mind. I get it.
didn't we see this text yesterday?
I wish I was high when I read this...
Whats the big deal with p in the m after the v? I love it. After the a- hell no.
The doctor said I wouldn't have so many nosebleeds if I just kept my darn finger out of there.
I really don't get it. Help?
hahahahah good shit.
We've ALL put our P's in your A.
This tales entirely wayyyyyyy too much effort to read
I put my p in her q after putting my n on her a and eating her cdqrd
If a girl wont take it in her mouth after its been in her vagina then she probably isn't kinky enough to bother having sex with anyway... and if she is willing to take it in her mouth after its been in her ass, then she is awesome and its incredibly hot... but im not kissing her that night
eh. Hygiene is or wussies.
Buffalo, We're fucking awesome