why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
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hahah... alright enough about the p's the v's and the a's
damn haha one texts of these is good enough!
ass-to-mouth is a no-no.... other than that... what's YOUR problem?
m on the v is ok after the p has been in the v as long as you didn't c in the v...that's my rule at least
It's not a fake and it's not a repeat most of you are idiots. They were obviously texting about the other text which used p, a, m, and ear. Oh no someone submitted a text about another text on the sight and the mods thought it was funny. Mostly cause it is
best conversation ever.
I love to give a guy a little oral interlude in the middle of sex...
I really wish they audited fake texts on this site. This one is pretty obviously a copycat of one from yesterday.
that was the most boring thing i have ever read in my life...10 seconds i will never get back
Ok, so guys who like to put their p in the m after the v, won't you try the t in the a for her? Rim and be rimmed!
i thought p in m after p in v was normal..it is for me
why are people so into ass play on this site? this can't be a true representation of the population.
think about all the pink eye that would be going around
hey, what's wrong with cartoons?
1:08 - superbad wasn't funny
But seriously. Why would anyone put their p in the v after the p has been in the a....let alone put the p in the m after the p was in the a. That's just absolutely gross.
we just had this text like 2 or 3 days ago.
fucl off already.
Dick in mouth, after ass is called a "Dirty Sanchez" in my country.
A dirty sanchez is when u put ur dick in her ass then give her a mustache. Learn the terminology
Oh, Buffalo, you slay me.
Reading this hurt my head.
for some reason i am just sitting here staring at this screen with a bunch of letters on it that make no sense......hmmmmmmmm weird
THANK you, 12.10. Goodness.
wow...are people so anal about this site that they cant take or understand the humor and the joke of this?
This is a really stupid text, it's too similar to the other one and it's just not funny.
...is everyone crazy? "p in the v" is a quote from superbad. he wants to put his p in her v...etc etc etc. and this text is talking about the other one. its hilarious because they are using the superbad terms...but maybe you need a sense of humor to understand that.
what's that song? put it in your mouth, your m f mouth... something like that, right?
so if I copy another txt from here they will post it, but humorous txts that arent copy cats of conversations are a no.........
12:15 - get your h out your a and smell the c.
this isn't fake assholes it's a response to the other one, like other people before me have said...learn to read
i shit in my girls mouth and then stick my cock in it....
can we please get to the more pressing issue of how women feel about p to v then p to m?
seriously grow up - if you can't type the words 'penis', 'vagina', 'ass' and 'mouth' you have no business sticking anything anywhere
dude, m on the v, after p in the v is no big deal.
@ 12:18 - You're awesome.
^^ why? do you make a habit of sticking it in her eye afterwards???
The easily amused on this site crack me up. This is far from funny but Superbad was quite funny to me. This just isn't. For those of you that somehow find this hilarious shouldn't you be watching cartoons or something?
the only problem i have with it is that there was a TXT just like this one yesterday the first one was hilarious......superbad........hilarious........this is just over play
repeat? or fake? either way its lame
pretty sure they're talking about the txt from before.
and they might abbreviate to save characters.
What kind of a person texts another person about a text seen on this site, and then submits it?
dick in mouth after vajay is finee by me.
Ya gotta love Western New York!
Yeah, there was a rly similar text recently--this sounds like a copy.
Anyways, I've always wanted to put the p in the m after the p in the v.
wow deja vu. and not funny
God in Heaven I hope I never meet people who talk like this.
i stick a penis in my mouth after its been in my ass or pussy. adds a little flavor
Just because they use similar abbreviations doesn't mean they're copy catting or fake, it just means they use the same slang, obv.
Although I do agree if anyone ever texted me "He put his p in my v, but i wouldn't let him put it in my m after" or some shit, I would tell them to go back to sex ed.
3:55 no abbreviations are not considered hot by any means. Ass to mouth on the other hand is very hot.
m on the v after p was in the v is just really really h but c is for cookie and that's good enough for me!
"S in her A, don't wear a C, J all over her B's."
12:23 that's what i got from this too.
I was just talking to my unicorn. He says you're pretty.
thank you for beating the whole p, v, a thing to death ladies and gentlemen......it is officially no longer funny
if you dont think superbad was funny, then you dont think these texts were funny, then dont read them and keep going. whoo cares
YOU NEVER GO ASS TO MOUTH!!
As a chick, I'll GLADLY, let my guy put his P in my M after it's been in my V...it's MY V after all... but I wouldn't let him put his P in my M after it's been in someone else's V...then he'd be castrated.
Never mind. I get it.
weird i suck p after its in my v then after its in my a. love the letter abbreviations. guys think its hot right?
didn't we see this text yesterday?
The doctor said I wouldn't have so many nosebleeds if I just kept my darn finger out of there.
I wish I was high when I read this...
I really don't get it. Help?
hahahahah good shit.
Whats the big deal with p in the m after the v? I love it. After the a- hell no.
We've ALL put our P's in your A.
This tales entirely wayyyyyyy too much effort to read
If a girl wont take it in her mouth after its been in her vagina then she probably isn't kinky enough to bother having sex with anyway... and if she is willing to take it in her mouth after its been in her ass, then she is awesome and its incredibly hot... but im not kissing her that night
I put my p in her q after putting my n on her a and eating her cdqrd
eh. Hygiene is or wussies.
Buffalo, We're fucking awesome