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  • 67 31
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 13, 09 at 12:00am

    hahah... alright enough about the p's the v's and the a's damn haha one texts of these is good enough!

  • 70 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 1:03pm

    m on the v is ok after the p has been in the v as long as you didn't c in the v...that's my rule at least

  • 64 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 12:48pm

    i thought p in m after p in v was normal..it is for me

  • 54 37
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 1:38pm

    hey, what's wrong with cartoons?

  • 58 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 1:10pm

    I really wish they audited fake texts on this site. This one is pretty obviously a copycat of one from yesterday.

  • 51 37
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 8:52pm

    It's not a fake and it's not a repeat most of you are idiots. They were obviously texting about the other text which used p, a, m, and ear. Oh no someone submitted a text about another text on the sight and the mods thought it was funny. Mostly cause it is

  • 56 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 12:25pm

    best conversation ever.

  • 54 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 13, 09 at 12:51am

    I love to give a guy a little oral interlude in the middle of sex...

  • 57 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 10:10am

    ass-to-mouth is a no-no.... other than that... what's YOUR problem?

  • 55 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 13, 09 at 10:12am

    why are people so into ass play on this site? this can't be a true representation of the population. think about all the pink eye that would be going around

  • 46 36
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 1:15pm

    1:08 - superbad wasn't funny

  • 47 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 9:41pm

    we just had this text like 2 or 3 days ago. fucl off already.

  • 48 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 13, 09 at 9:51pm

    But seriously. Why would anyone put their p in the v after the p has been in the a....let alone put the p in the m after the p was in the a. That's just absolutely gross.

  • 47 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 1:22pm

    the only problem i have with it is that there was a TXT just like this one yesterday the first one was hilarious......superbad........hilarious........this is just over play

  • 44 37
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 12:27pm

    repeat? or fake? either way its lame

  • 52 57
    Submitted by cuntosaurusrex on Feb 18, 10 at 6:32pm

    Reading this hurt my head.

  • 47 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 1:12pm

    wow...are people so anal about this site that they cant take or understand the humor and the joke of this?

  • 44 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 12:39pm

    so if I copy another txt from here they will post it, but humorous txts that arent copy cats of conversations are a no.........

  • 48 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 1:08pm

    ...is everyone crazy? "p in the v" is a quote from superbad. he wants to put his p in her v...etc etc etc. and this text is talking about the other one. its hilarious because they are using the superbad terms...but maybe you need a sense of humor to understand that.

  • 43 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 1:51pm

    for some reason i am just sitting here staring at this screen with a bunch of letters on it that make no sense......hmmmmmmmm weird

  • 50 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 2:36pm

    what's that song? put it in your mouth, your m f mouth... something like that, right?

  • 44 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 1:16pm

    THANK you, 12.10. Goodness.

  • 45 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 13, 09 at 11:39am

    ^^ why? do you make a habit of sticking it in her eye afterwards???

  • 43 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 8:37pm

    Ok, so guys who like to put their p in the m after the v, won't you try the t in the a for her? Rim and be rimmed!

  • 49 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 1:10pm

    Ya gotta love Western New York!

  • 49 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 12:18pm

    12:15 - get your h out your a and smell the c.

  • 44 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 2:31pm

    can we please get to the more pressing issue of how women feel about p to v then p to m?

  • 50 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 9:51pm

    Never mind. I get it.

  • 51 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 6:46am

    Dick in mouth, after ass is called a "Dirty Sanchez" in my country.

  • 48 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 11:25pm

    that was the most boring thing i have ever read in my life...10 seconds i will never get back

  • 44 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 12:10pm

    seriously grow up - if you can't type the words 'penis', 'vagina', 'ass' and 'mouth' you have no business sticking anything anywhere

  • 42 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 3:36pm

    Oh, Buffalo, you slay me.

  • 49 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 1:55pm

    m on the v after p was in the v is just really really h but c is for cookie and that's good enough for me!

  • 39 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 7, 10 at 6:31pm

    YOU NEVER GO ASS TO MOUTH!!

  • 44 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 12:31pm

    12:23 that's what i got from this too.

  • 45 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 3:38pm

    A dirty sanchez is when u put ur dick in her ass then give her a mustache. Learn the terminology

  • 49 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 12:28pm

    @ 12:18 - You're awesome.

  • 44 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 12:10pm

    dude, m on the v, after p in the v is no big deal.

  • 51 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 12:17pm

    Yeah, there was a rly similar text recently--this sounds like a copy. Anyways, I've always wanted to put the p in the m after the p in the v.

  • 43 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 23, 10 at 1:07pm

    I wish I was high when I read this...

  • 40 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 9:50pm

    I really don't get it. Help?

  • 42 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 13, 09 at 12:14am

    What kind of a person texts another person about a text seen on this site, and then submits it?

  • 45 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 1:47pm

    this isn't fake assholes it's a response to the other one, like other people before me have said...learn to read

  • 37 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 1:27pm

    The easily amused on this site crack me up. This is far from funny but Superbad was quite funny to me. This just isn't. For those of you that somehow find this hilarious shouldn't you be watching cartoons or something?

  • 40 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 12:23pm

    pretty sure they're talking about the txt from before. and they might abbreviate to save characters.

  • 46 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 2:35pm

    i shit in my girls mouth and then stick my cock in it....

  • 44 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 2:01pm

    thank you for beating the whole p, v, a thing to death ladies and gentlemen......it is officially no longer funny

  • 35 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 12:26am

    dick in mouth after vajay is finee by me.

  • 39 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 3:55pm

    weird i suck p after its in my v then after its in my a. love the letter abbreviations. guys think its hot right?

  • 32 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 2:46pm

    This is a really stupid text, it's too similar to the other one and it's just not funny.

  • 33 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 1:13pm

    God in Heaven I hope I never meet people who talk like this.

  • 31 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 2:45pm

    Whats the big deal with p in the m after the v? I love it. After the a- hell no.

  • 29 41
    Submitted by RoffMain on Aug 20, 11 at 4:43pm

    We've ALL put our P's in your A.

  • 37 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 11:42am

    i stick a penis in my mouth after its been in my ass or pussy. adds a little flavor

  • 32 49
    Submitted by sssmarie on Oct 16, 11 at 11:28pm

    "S in her A, don't wear a C, J all over her B's."

  • 34 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 4:43pm

    3:55 no abbreviations are not considered hot by any means. Ass to mouth on the other hand is very hot.

  • 36 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 3:19am

    Just because they use similar abbreviations doesn't mean they're copy catting or fake, it just means they use the same slang, obv. Although I do agree if anyone ever texted me "He put his p in my v, but i wouldn't let him put it in my m after" or some shit, I would tell them to go back to sex ed.

  • 37 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 5:21pm

    If a girl wont take it in her mouth after its been in her vagina then she probably isn't kinky enough to bother having sex with anyway... and if she is willing to take it in her mouth after its been in her ass, then she is awesome and its incredibly hot... but im not kissing her that night

  • 36 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 12:35pm

    I put my p in her q after putting my n on her a and eating her cdqrd

  • 39 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 2:09pm

    I was just talking to my unicorn. He says you're pretty.

  • 38 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 3:31am

    eh. Hygiene is or wussies.

  • 34 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 3:45pm

    The doctor said I wouldn't have so many nosebleeds if I just kept my darn finger out of there.

  • 37 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 12:15pm

    didn't we see this text yesterday?

  • 34 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 1:19pm

    if you dont think superbad was funny, then you dont think these texts were funny, then dont read them and keep going. whoo cares

  • 30 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 5:26pm

    hahahahah good shit.

  • 35 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 3:50pm

    As a chick, I'll GLADLY, let my guy put his P in my M after it's been in my V...it's MY V after all... but I wouldn't let him put his P in my M after it's been in someone else's V...then he'd be castrated.

  • 29 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 3:35pm

    wow deja vu. and not funny

  • 31 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 24, 10 at 8:25am

    This tales entirely wayyyyyyy too much effort to read

  • 27 57
    Submitted by bth11291 on Mar 5, 10 at 4:16am

    Lmaowut?

  • 30 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 3:44pm

    Buffalo, We're fucking awesome