possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
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Why even mention the threesome if you aren't going to tell the good part? Hehe.
MFM? Or FMF?
mmm hence the penis on cheek
You both sound like such winners. /s
Did you have another penis drawn on the other cheek?