Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
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If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
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I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
Just called my dad drunk from bed to ask for bacon.. my niece texted me when it was ready.. i'm never moving out
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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