i woke up on my kitchen floor, halfway through a text, and my mascara running... this is why i stopped drinking tequila
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Lmfao, I've done this. When I woke up I read it and was so glad I didn't finish it.
4.56am: pot, kettle, black? Try and use a spell check before insulting others, idiot.
You were halfway through a text? WTF get your life in order
Tequila is never alone, he always brings three or four friends along.
Here I thought that was why people started drinking tequila.
Not you fat Jesus
Never speak negatively about tequi
Not you fat Jesus!
Wow, fun to see something from 805 on here!
i just made TFLN, proud moment in my life.
9:33 pm- learn your English before you try to communicate with us. Fucking foriener......Yous must burn in the hell of capitalsts American . Grammar/English learn it- or go back to Mexico
Aw baby. Come to my bed.
I stopped drinking tequila after I woke up naked in a bathtub full of gummy worms and jizz.
In Capalists America Jews steal mascara off you face and sell it they does!