i woke up on my kitchen floor, halfway through a text, and my mascara running... this is why i stopped drinking tequila
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Lmfao, I've done this. When I woke up I read it and was so glad I didn't finish it.
4.56am: pot, kettle, black? Try and use a spell check before insulting others, idiot.
You were halfway through a text? WTF get your life in order
Here I thought that was why people started drinking tequila.
Tequila is never alone, he always brings three or four friends along.
Never speak negatively about tequi
Not you fat Jesus
Wow, fun to see something from 805 on here!
Not you fat Jesus!
i just made TFLN, proud moment in my life.
9:33 pm- learn your English before you try to communicate with us. Fucking foriener......Yous must burn in the hell of capitalsts American . Grammar/English learn it- or go back to Mexico
Aw baby. Come to my bed.
I stopped drinking tequila after I woke up naked in a bathtub full of gummy worms and jizz.
In Capalists America Jews steal mascara off you face and sell it they does!