i woke up on my kitchen floor, halfway through a text, and my mascara running... this is why i stopped drinking tequila
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Lmfao, I've done this. When I woke up I read it and was so glad I didn't finish it.
You were halfway through a text? WTF get your life in order
4.56am: pot, kettle, black? Try and use a spell check before insulting others, idiot.
Here I thought that was why people started drinking tequila.
Tequila is never alone, he always brings three or four friends along.
lol!
Never speak negatively about tequi
Aw baby. Come to my bed.
i just made TFLN, proud moment in my life.
Wow, fun to see something from 805 on here!
9:33 pm- learn your English before you try to communicate with us. Fucking foriener......Yous must burn in the hell of capitalsts American . Grammar/English learn it- or go back to Mexico
Not you fat Jesus
Not you fat Jesus!
I stopped drinking tequila after I woke up naked in a bathtub full of gummy worms and jizz.
In Capalists America Jews steal mascara off you face and sell it they does!
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