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  • 36 23
    Submitted by plygtr85 on Dec 26, 12 at 9:42am

    as it happens, the grandparents sent a bunch home with me. I'll allow you to drain my balls in exchange for said cookies for sure!

  • 23 22
    Submitted by Beefytits on Dec 26, 12 at 11:44am

    inappropriate? No, it would be inappropriate to not offer cookies for sexual favors. it IS Christmas time

  • 18 17
    Submitted by NBree on Dec 26, 12 at 10:25pm

    Only if it was February.

  • 17 17
    Submitted by whuppit on Dec 27, 12 at 10:29am

    It's good to be Santa

  • 20 23
    Submitted by dixie1 on Dec 26, 12 at 5:55pm

    it would be better the other way around. trading sex for christmas cookies.

  • 11 14
    Submitted by shanerbn on Jan 3, 13 at 8:33pm

    Depends if A) you are a girl guide or B) you are trading with a priest ( if B the A earns bonus points!)

  • 12 18
    Submitted by fly_bi_night on Dec 28, 12 at 8:03am

    If you were any good at sex, you'd be offering the cookies as a "thank-you for the great time" not "please f'uck me, I'm pathetic".

  • 16 27
    Submitted by W_T_F on Dec 26, 12 at 1:06pm

    Those better be some damn good cookies.

  • 5 6
    Submitted by jillianhurd on Dec 13, 13 at 5:39pm

    What kind of cookies??