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  • as it happens, the grandparents sent a bunch home with me. I'll allow you to drain my balls in exchange for said cookies for sure!

    Submitted by plygtr85 on Dec 26, 12 at 9:42am
  • inappropriate? No, it would be inappropriate to not offer cookies for sexual favors. it IS Christmas time

    Submitted by Beefytits on Dec 26, 12 at 11:44am
  • Only if it was February.

    Submitted by NBree on Dec 26, 12 at 10:25pm
  • Depends if A) you are a girl guide or B) you are trading with a priest ( if B the A earns bonus points!)

    Submitted by shanerbn on Jan 3, 13 at 8:33pm
  • It's good to be Santa

    Submitted by whuppit on Dec 27, 12 at 10:29am
  • If you were any good at sex, you'd be offering the cookies as a "thank-you for the great time" not "please f'uck me, I'm pathetic".

    Submitted by fly_bi_night on Dec 28, 12 at 8:03am
  • What kind of cookies??

    Submitted by jillianhurd on Dec 13, 13 at 5:39pm
  • it would be better the other way around. trading sex for christmas cookies.

    Submitted by dixie1 on Dec 26, 12 at 5:55pm
  • Those better be some damn good cookies.

    Submitted by W_T_F on Dec 26, 12 at 1:06pm