Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
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as it happens, the grandparents sent a bunch home with me. I'll allow you to drain my balls in exchange for said cookies for sure!
inappropriate? No, it would be inappropriate to not offer cookies for sexual favors. it IS Christmas time
Only if it was February.
Depends if A) you are a girl guide or B) you are trading with a priest ( if B the A earns bonus points!)
It's good to be Santa
it would be better the other way around. trading sex for christmas cookies.
What kind of cookies??
If you were any good at sex, you'd be offering the cookies as a "thank-you for the great time" not "please f'uck me, I'm pathetic".
Those better be some damn good cookies.