Barsexuality is the new black.
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
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