All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
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Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
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Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
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