I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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