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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 10:38am

    Lol funniest thing ever me and my friends were talking about this only a few days ago when you first start talking to a girl and its one of those girls ur not just gonna bang but one u might date you spend like everyday with her and lay in bed and shit and you never know how much u fart until you cant fart funniest thing ever. MAN LAW you can only fart infront of a girl once you been dating her atleast a few months any sooner your deemed a scum bag

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 6:07pm

    Let it out and blame her, usually works out.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 8:14am

    so exactly how long has it been since you've seen your balls?

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 5:56pm

    definitely guilty of this.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 7:28am

    Is it weird that right after I read this I forced out a fart?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 7:53am

    Funniest text i've read in ages

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 12:50pm

    Lol if she spends the night u have to fart while she's sleep but let it out slow haha

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 3:01pm

    omg girls def do this

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 3:08pm

    Hahahahaa faaaaaaaaaart.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 7:17am

    Lol...girls do this too'

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 9:24am

    Fuck that, fart while she's there. That's what i do

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 2:44am

    why the hell did u decide to text this to someone? and why the fuck did u send it to tfln. seriously, this might have been funny to a class of 1st graders. go play in traffic and stop wasting our oxygen

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    Submitted by CatherineXOXO on Apr 6, 11 at 9:29pm

    Just mad me smile

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 11:10pm

    haha i think everyone does this!!! :D

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 9:30am

    If you fart in front of her it makes her think she can to don't open up that door!!! Big mistake walk out the room or just deny it happened

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 8:39am

    WTF are you 12 or just have a vagina?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 7:05am

    Haha. sounds like me. i just cant fart in front of a girl