alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
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Is it weird that right after I read this I forced out a fart?
Lol funniest thing ever me and my friends were talking about this only a few days ago when you first start talking to a girl and its one of those girls ur not just gonna bang but one u might date you spend like everyday with her and lay in bed and shit and you never know how much u fart until you cant fart funniest thing ever. MAN LAW you can only fart infront of a girl once you been dating her atleast a few months any sooner your deemed a scum bag
so exactly how long has it been since you've seen your balls?
definitely guilty of this.
Let it out and blame her, usually works out.
Funniest text i've read in ages
Just mad me smile
Lol if she spends the night u have to fart while she's sleep but let it out slow haha
Lol...girls do this too'
Fuck that, fart while she's there. That's what i do
why the hell did u decide to text this to someone? and why the fuck did u send it to tfln. seriously, this might have been funny to a class of 1st graders. go play in traffic and stop wasting our oxygen
omg girls def do this
If you fart in front of her it makes her think she can to don't open up that door!!! Big mistake walk out the room or just deny it happened
WTF are you 12 or just have a vagina?
haha i think everyone does this!!! :D
Haha. sounds like me. i just cant fart in front of a girl