oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a porno
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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