I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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