Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
Randomize
